Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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