What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
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