It would be one hovered percent delicioui
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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