So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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