North Korea, Best Korea!
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
That reminds me...we need to get swords
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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