the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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