you're like a bully in the Christmas story
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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