what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
Randomize
