i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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