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(315): View more from New York

my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple

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(214): View more from Texas

We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.

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(330): View more from Ohio

Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.

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(540): View more from Virginia

we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here

(540): View more from Virginia

you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13

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(916): View more from California

I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break

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(505): View more from New Mexico

I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.

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