He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
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