belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
