So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I lost the right to judge tonight
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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