He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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