i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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