ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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