Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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