I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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