I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Randomize
