Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
We left an ass print on the piano.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
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