Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
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