Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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