YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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