i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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