Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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