I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
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