Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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