I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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