On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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