I bet he comes in French.
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
It's rum buckets o'clock
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Randomize
