you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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