u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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