Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
I got inside last night via doggy door
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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