if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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