She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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