ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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