oh god was she eating orange peels again
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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