Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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