Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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