Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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