Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
dude. I can hear the air.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
