is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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