But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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