i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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