Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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