we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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