I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
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