Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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