went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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