the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I am in a vortex of obligation.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
i black out too much to be "responsible"
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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