Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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